I remember when Billy Zane and Rutger Hauer were movie stars. They must have really fucked up somewhere along the line to be reduced to appearing in garbage like this.

Also, if you are playing FIFA and want to pick a team from the Premier League but know nothing about any of it, they are the first ones on the list. That is literally how I became an Arsenal fan.

You think that’s awkward? Watch this bit where he asks Nick Cave a question that implies Cave is English, which of course he is not. Cave is less than amused.

That’s exactly right. It isn’t so much about suspension of disbelief as it is internal logical consistency. I have no problem buying into the fantastic elements of a film or game so long as it establishes a rule set that will be adhered to and not change for the sake of plot convenience..

Or holy, or an empire. That’s the joke. And an old one at that.

In the midwest, it’s actually unusual for a house to not have a basement.

You can do the same thing here in the US.

Collins really is a damn good drummer, but what makes him so important to a lot of people is that he invented the idea of gated reverb on drums.

My mistake. I forgot he was on some of the tracks.

Neither Bleach nor Incesticide had Grohl on them, and both those records sound pretty Nirvana-esque to me. Don’t get me wrong, I think Grohl is a great drummer, but his drumming isn’t what made Nirvana, Nirvana.

Oh god no. There is nothing worse than non-Italians making Italian food, even worse if it’s particularly in your honor. The first argument my wife and I ever had was about whether or not I would eat the cottage cheese lasagna her mom made.

Corgan needs to grow a beard or something, he is getting dangerously close to Judge Holden territory of late.

Well, to be fair, he based his opinion on more than a couple of people, it was at least three or four. That changes the math considerably.

This would have been waaaay better had he run his fingers through his hair after pulling his hand back instead of just backing away.

Passion of the Christ 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

You’re one of them!

Maybe it just wasn’t that good of a joke.

You meant to say “YOU LAUNCHED RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER,” right?

Surely you must be joking! Airplane 2 was hot garbage. I have never heard anyone that wasn’t a 7th-grader say they liked it.

But Chunks was just getting started...