I heard about her back when she originally found internet fame when she was 9, and it was abundantly clear to anyone with any sense that this was a kid being controlled by her family or some adult with influence over her, no kid behaves this way. It happens over and over again; just look at the most recent iteration, “…

You have obviously never read the Canterbury Tales, there are dirty jokes all through it. They were definitely swearing back then

I am pretty sure it is true that he does not drink. Apparently his brother drank himself to death so Trump never touches the stuff. It’s just about the only positive quality I can think of him possessing

you got old

Okay, maybe silly isn’t the right word. How about “absurd”? I am not defending the filmmakers, the whole thing seems salacious and they come off as dicks hiding behind a veneer of journalistic legitimacy. That being said, if I made a public comment on a public forum, it would be completely absurd for me to act like I…

It seems a LOT shitty, but they still do have the right. If you don’t want public statements you make to be used outside of your control, you shouldn’t make them. Please understand I am not saying she should have remained silent, just that it’s pretty silly to be upset that something you posted on a public forum is…

I once mildly suggested that perhaps Alanis Morrisette wasn’t groomed and abused by Uncle Joey because she was already over the age of 18 when they met, and although I personally would never date an 18 year old woman when I was 31 myself (in fact a friend of mine started dating a 20 year old when we were 31 and I was…

So you’ve never actually seen a Bugs Bunny cartoon, I guess? She acts more like early Daffy Duck or something, nothing like Bugs in the least

He’s played a newscaster in a lot of things. Look at his IMDB page. He’s also, incidentally, a former professional newscaster

...and before that it was Twisted Mego Theater

His bitch isn’t that he didn’t get enough money, it’s that DC screwed him out of owning his characters. I have never heard him complain about compensation, just that they lied to his face and that’s why he bailed.

I would have more respect for his stance about how the Oscars represents everything he hates about American culture and how he wanted nothing to do with that world had he not, you know, fucking played the Oscars, as if he didn’t know what it was before he said yes to the gig. 

“It’s bad luck just seeing a thing like that”

“You don’t even understand colors, do you?!?”

This makes the Tea Party seem reasonable by comparison

Are you suggesting that they change their name to Lady Aardvark? Because I absolutely support that move.

Starred for usage of “Pauls Rudd.” Well done.

I would just like to see him fight anyone that would draw some interest to him. He needs to be more famous if his people want to force a fight with Spence or Porter or somebody truly worth his time.

I am not a boxing writer or anything, but I think Bud is second only to Lomachenko in the active pound-for-pound debate, personally, let alone welterweight.

“is considered the greatest active welterweight in boxing”