You’re talking about Joe Mixon, and that’s not at all what happened. Mixon called her friend a faggot after she turned down his generous offer to fuck her, she got in his face, and he responded by punching her in the mouth and breaking her jaw. TOTALLY the same thing, obviously.

If you watch the gif at the top of the story, it looks like a middle-aged white man is spawned into existence by their collision.

I think maybe it’s just you, because when I look at him all I see is a piece of shit killer.

Now there’s a great idea.

I always assumed he was named Kirby because of the vacuum cleaner brand. I thought it was so obvious I never even wondered whether I was wrong.

It depends on the rules of the state the fight is in, I believe.

I’m pretty sure that the only ones that really matter are the WBO, WBA, WBC, and IBF titles. Any others are smaller and lesser-respected belts.

I’m 100% certain Pence has seen this movie hundreds of times. It’s probably one of the only films his religion allows him to watch. Also, it’s a great movie; just because a shithead zealot likes it, doesn’t make it bad.

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. Budgies are not equipped to survive in the wild. Even if the dog hadn’t eaten it, it would have been dead within 48 hours. Fucking moron.

I’m pretty sure Avon isn’t like the other companies listed here. I don’t know much about it, but my stepmother has been selling Avon for at least 25 years, and there’s no recruiting or anything, and she doesn’t have to buy a bunch of products up front. She sells small amounts to friends and only orders what she…

Apropos of nothing, but does she not look a hell of a lot like Kristen Stewart? I never really noticed before.

So do you live in Taylor or Roseville? Gotta be one of the two.

It wasn’t until seeing the show again as an adult that I realized just how convincing a barmaid Daisy really was. She absolutely looked like she had spent a decade straight in a hillbilly bar.

Considering unions are considered to be evil by most Americans and the fact that union membership has been in rapid decline over the last few decades, it’s not surprising to me that they’re willing to lick the boot of the master for some work. They aren’t stupid, they know that the writing is on the wall. I am…

Can someone please explain to me how exactly the Affordable Care Act is an intolerable assault on freedom but the restricting or elimination of abortion rights is perfectly acceptable to these assholes?

I take it you didn’t read the article, since it states rather clearly that the witness was full of shit and that never happened. They guy shot McKnight from inside his car, he never got out.

Because the bites give people an infection that results in a fever that kills them. Everyone has the virus (or whatever the fuck it is) that will turn them into a zombie when they die, but a bite almost immediately turns into an active, fatal illness.

Excellent username.

Are you sure you don’t mean, “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”

Part of the reason that it was a big deal has to do with his treatment of addiction. He made it sound like he out-motherfuckered drugs on his own terms and fuck it because he’s the shit. This book was very popular with many addicts and I would not be surprised if it fucked up some people’s recovery.