Detroit Lions player Eric Andolsek was killed by a guy that took his eyes off the road and swerved into his yard while he was cutting the grass. Thankfully, my wife does all the yard work at my house.

How common is this sort of cheating? My 12-year-old son is convinced that every good player he comes across is a hacker. I have my doubts, but I do wonder how widespread this is? Like, if you play 20 rounds of multiplayer in Halo or Modern Warfare, how many times do you think you would be up against someone using some…

I’m guessing because it’s way harder to do and saps a lot of energy unless you are an athlete of Phelps’ caliber.

There’s an edit floating around on the interwebs of just the parts that match the book, I think it’s called There and Back Again. You might want to look it up.

Actually, that seems like a format that could be extended quite a lot without making it suck. There’s plenty of room for more stories, unlike the Hobbit.

Questions embiggen’s one’s intellect.

She looks like the old lady church-organ player in the Simpsons playing Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida.

Then perhaps he should apply his genius to something useful instead of this massively over-priced waste of time.

I’m 100% sure you are right. He doesn’t even convincingly pretend that he can’t play, it’s pretty clear to me, as a player of over 25 years, that he knows perfectly well how to hold his hands and fret chords. His hand posture is that of a player for sure.

Somehow, it was easier in this guy’s mind to design and build this ridiculous contraption than it was to spend a few months practicing. Weird.

When I read your comment, I thought, “well, that’s pretty fuckin’ random,” then I saw the name of who you were responding to.

When Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan. I was 6, almost 7.

I feel the exact same way. If NASCAR ran on the kind of tracks F1 does, I’d actually watch.

Exactly, when we were young and stupid, the local paper was the extent of it, for the most part.

Totally, kids never did stupid shit 40 to 50 years ago. Never.

Oh, yeah, growing up in the 80s, our parents were having conspicuously expensive coke and whore parties all the time. It was the 80s! That stuff was everywhere!

“Us, too” say Shawn Kemp and Travis Henry.

Toby Maguire looks like he has a walnut strapped to his chin.

You are assuming, for some reason that I can’t see, that Leinart has the depth of character to feel any regrets for anything. I doubt this. I would bet money I don’t have that he is supremely self-satisfied.

Exactly. I live in suburban Detroit, and I never water my grass, Jesus does it for me when he cries about abortions, and I have two big trees in my yard so I only have to mow it every 10 days or so. As for it being useless, my kids and my dog would probably argue that it has plenty of use. Having a lawn where it’s…