I’m guessing they couldn’t discern DNA because it was a mix of several people’s sperm? I’m purely speculating, but it’s all I could think of.

So essentially his defense is that he was trying to take the poor girl home but wound up accidentally gang-raping her with a bunch of guys he met on the street? Very believable. I suppose he took the video to gather evidence on his kidnappers, right? He was just playing along, like an undercover cop.

Keeping the games as fair and on-the-level as possible facilitates the money-making, actually. A big part of why sports are so popular is gambling, and if people think the games are rigged or unfair in a basic sense, the won’t bet, or will at least bet less, and interest in the game decreases. That’s what they really…

In fact, it’s one of the best trauma centers in the country, he’s lucky the accident happened only a couple miles from the DMC.

Seems like there’s plenty of evidence for both, to me.

Hahaha, what a crock of shit. I was the first of my friends to have kids. My “friends” abandoned me like I had the fucking plague. They called for a little while, but when you always say “no” to hanging out because you have responsibilities, they stop calling pretty fucking fast. I have exactly zero friends now. If…

Juliana Margulies could play her in the Lifetime movie of this event.

She looks like an actress that plays a doctor on TV. I love her, anyone that makes Mourinho look bad is awesome, in my book.

Same here, but a lot of the time those slobbery love bugs have a prey drive that’s off the charts and as soon as they see something four-legged and furry they’re on it like a rocket.

Anne Geddes has lost her fucking mind.

Show me a cardiologist that says weed is bad for your heart. Cigarettes, sure, but people that just smoke pot don’t generally even have problems with their lungs, let alone their hearts.

He didn’t miss his calling, he just wasn’t good enough. He played at Miami for a year and a half and got cut by the Dolphins in pre-season.

Do none of you watch Adventure Time? She’s Hot Dog Princess.

I really wish they would have done a two-part Watchmen animated film. They could have adapted it pretty much directly if they had made it animated instead of the live-action shitpile it wound up being. I don’t think I have ever been as let down as by the last act of a film as I was by Watchmen. It made no logical…

I feel the same, except I don’t really feel bad about it. I mean, I’m not against the death penalty because I don’t want shitbags like this to get their richly-deserved punishment, I’m against it because too often it is applied to people that are innocent and that’s unacceptable. In this case, he isn’t innocent. I…

Not just gray, though, they started getting spots and new markings. It was fascinating. I saw it a long time ago, but I believe their conclusion was that the most docile animals were best adapted to picking garbage near human populations, and domestication followed from there.

Kang is way more an Avengers villain, it’s ludicrous that he’s part of the FF deal. Annihilus I can see, but not Kang.

There are many fantasy novels that use that very idea.

Maybe they meant ladder, as in, he wanted to climb her

Eating a whole t-shirt never hurt my buddy’s labrador. Sure, he wound up with half a t-shirt hanging out of his asshole and my friend had to step on it and let the dog run off of it, but he lived a long life afterward. Quit being a pussy!