Are you really confused, though? It seems pretty clear to me that it has less to do with “can’t bring charges” and much more to do with “have no desire to bring charges against a local hero that shot a drug dealer that we hated anyway.”

I don’t think he’s concerned about that in the least.

That pretty much sums up Harrison’s entire existence.

I’m not really sure you can call this one racism. Two young girls were alone inside, while 5 dudes outside banged on the windows and doors. I can totally understand why they would be alarmed, and according to the cops, they didn’t even say they were menacing them, just that they weren’t sure what they wanted and were…

They are each personally worth hundreds of millions at the very least, so I’m pretty sure no amount of money would have made a difference, anyway. I know if I had a billion dollars, I wouldn’t be spending my time working with religious fanatics.

Weirder than the things Zeus would fuck are the forms Zeus would take to fuck them. My personal favorite was a cloud of mist, but raping Leda in the form of a swan is a close second.

See, that’s the kind of attitude that Fred Smoot wants to hear on his party boats.

She opened her remarks by saying “goonie goo-goo.”

“I don’t know why, but they had to earn the right to have facial hair.”

He’s beginning to evolve into his perfect form, like Frieza.

Soon, he will be known as Johnny Canadian Football, then Johnny Ex-Football, then inmate number 113532.

I’m not disagreeing with you here, but I want to point out one flaw in your post: Steinem wasn’t saying women were boy-crazy for Bernie, she was saying that young women are supporting Bernie because the young men are supporting Bernie, so they are going where the boys are. It’s just as patronizing and might not change…

Arsenal beat them once this season, convincingly. I don’t see why they couldn’t do it again.

You make it sound like full-auto weapons are just readily available, and that isn’t true. If you own one in one of the places that DO allow it, you have to fulfill a whole host of requirements to do so, as you surely know. Converting a semi to full might be easy to you, but it wouldn’t be to the average person. And as…

No, it doesn’t matter, because a gun is a gun. If it isn’t black powder, it can be used to kill a lot of people in a short time. And most AKs are NOT fully automatic, they are semi-auto. I know several people with AKs and none are automatic, because that’s crazy illegal and not a conversion that any average dick can…

Generally, journalists aren’t present for the shootings personally, so they have to go with what witnesses and cops tell them. I can’t understand why anyone cares what model of gun someone commits a murder with and why gun people obsess over inaccurate technical language in news stories. If it fires bullets and kills…

As long as you are also working, I see no problem with spending your time smoking weed, watching movies, and reading comics no matter your age. I mean, if you’re 40 and live with your parents and work at a 7-11, not so good, but I have a buddy that pretty much lives that exact life, except that when he isn’t smoking…

The guy has a minimum 36" vertical leap. Look at some of the photos of him heading the ball. He can jump like a wide receiver. He could easily dunk a basketball on a regulation rim.

Everyone in Detroit has known Mitch is a dick for decades. He’s the writer your Trump-voting dad loves. I loathe him. He’s also bizarre-looking. In person, you see that he’s about 5' 6" and 130 lbs and has a giant pumpkin head.

Exactly. There are all sorts of amateur developmental opportunities for a fighter. How many UFC champs and top contenders were college wrestlers? Then there’s tae kwon do, karate, judo, amateur boxing; there are all sorts of ways to start. That’s why it’s called mixed martial arts.