They should replace replay officials with someone that isn’t a football fan and doesn’t know anything about the rules. Show them the clip, ask if the man caught the ball. If they say “yes,” it’s a catch. This shouldn’t be that goddamn complicated.

I once drove for two and a half years on an expired tag. When I got pulled over for it, I managed to talk my way out of it (twice!). Maybe that’s why my life sucks so bad now; I expended all my fucking karma on expired plates.

Connor Cook is almost certainly a gigantic asshole. I don’t think it’s an accident that he wasn’t chosen as a team captain by his teammates. When was the last time a senior QB and likely first-round pick on a top-10 team NOT chosen as a captain? Spoiled little prick.

It’s probably UB40.

Caldwell had them set up to defend a hook-and-ladder play, which is pure stupidity. Even had they run one, if you had everyone back to defend the hail mary, you could still defend the fucking hook and ladder. Never doubt the Lions ability to find new and excitingly spectacular ways to lose. Half the time they lose in…

Being able to admit when you are wrong is an admirable trait. AND you managed to do it without calling me any names. Double bonus to you, sir!

What is it from? I have seen the gif before but never knew what movie it is.

So, you are saying that no one could possibly know what the motive is yet ... except for you? Maybe you could let me borrow your crystal ball for a weekend; I have some questions I need answered.

My best guess is either examining the entrails of sacrificial chickens or the I Ching. He may also have used the “pin the tail on the draft pick donkey” method.

Ooh, edgy. I like it.+1.

You’re gonna need a gun if you want to tip a cow. Those things weigh about 2,000 pounds.

It’s definitely got a muted color palette, but to say “it’s primarily known in the gray-scale” is untrue. There are lots of scenes with bright colors, neon lighting, even some stuff in the sunlight. I get what you mean, it’s a “black-and-white state-of-mind” kind of movie, but it’s not in black and white at all, and…

I like him because even though he plainly hates my program, he doesn’t cut his own any slack and he is first and foremost honest about the game. If Michigan gets where they are supposed to under Harbaugh, he won’t let his hate of the school get in the way of giving the team their due. By the same token, he takes his…

And the last thing we need to do is build a highway to the danger zone. Can’t let people take a ride into the danger zone.

I’d rather listen to him than Rome any day, and I’m a Michigan fan (to those out of town, Valenti is a well-known State fan/grad).

The Lions organization is constantly crying that no one loves them and lashing out at local journalists. It’s petty and ridiculous. Maybe if they put a decent product on the field people wouldn’t talk shit about them. They think the people owe them loyalty. The truth is, the fans owe them jack; no fans anywhere have…

Blade Runner was definitely in color. Have you recently suffered a head injury, or are you just a really bad troll? No one can be this dumb for real.

I took a girl that I had just started dating to that movie, too. I also loved/was confounded by it. The girl that went with me was fairly indifferent. To the movie, I mean. Me, she married.

#6 is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life. First, I thought youtube was playing an ad because it genuinely looked like a Mountain Dew commercial. It took about 10 seconds before I realized it was the clip and not the ad. Second, I can’t believe a person got paid money to write that down and give to other…

I’m still laughing at this.