Beat me to it. It sounds like the name of a coach in one of my kid’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid books.

I work for an Arab non-profit organization that among other things helps people transition and integrate into American society. Your comment is stunning in its ignorance.

I wouldn’t read too much into it. Cops say stuff they don’t mean all the time.

Shades of Hingle McCringleberry there. I thought he’d get a flag for that third pelvic thrust for sure.

When I saw the clip of him dancing all I could think of was Hingle McCringleberry. I expected him to get a penalty for pelvic thrusting.

Did she not beat every top contender in her weight class? Some twice? 12-0 and a champion in the UFC is not uncommon at all, and that doesn’t mean they all fought bums. In boxing, this situation would be much more rare, but it does happen, I think Michael Moorer became a light heavyweight champ at something like 13-0,…

I can hear it now: “fellas, remember, punches to the back are your best bet, she can still wear a sundress and no one will see the bruises, but if you just gotta bust that mouth, open-hand smacks are the way to go. You can explain away a split lip, but black eyes bring too much attention. Also, keep the ass-kickings…

I want a pair of retro Jordan 5’s almost as badly as I did when I was 16. They even still make them in the purple/teal combo. Maybe I can ask my mom for them again, she’d say yes; she’s my mom! She bought them for me 25 years ago, she’ll do it again. Right? That’s not pathetic, is it?

Rousey did everything wrong that she could have done. I think she thought being Ronda Rousey was enough to win the fight, and stood toe-to-toe with a world-class kick boxer and got taught a lesson. She believed in her own invincibility and just got a rude awakening, ironically in the form of being put to sleep. It…

This was the smartest way they could have handled it. Inside the stadium was probably the most secure place anyone could be at that point. Kudos to the French officials for making the right call.

I like Strongbow, personally. The Woodchuck stuff is too sweet.

I saw a guy break his nose against another dudes skull when they both went up for a header. There was plenty of blood on that one. Not to mention you see the occasional leg snap like a twig. It can be pretty terrible, injury wise.

Killed a guy for absolutely nothing, no less. Some sort of disrespect bullshit.

That makes him look like a member of the Lollipop Guild because of forced perspective. He’s 5’6”, Fellaini (the guy with the Afro) is 6’4”.

Are they going to show the episode of Freaks and Geeks that he did?

Hank Azaria has more money than the Pope. Anyone on the Simpsons has to be worth nine figures by now.

Probably because it takes him back to a time where he hadn’t matured into a fucking maniac and everyone didn’t hate him yet.

Dammit, they must not have dusted my office last night, my eyes are all watery...

Griffey should be a guaranteed first-ballot guy, but it’s appalling that Trammell can’t get in. He deserves it.

Different kind of compromise, there.