CSA is looking more and more like the only ethical option. Except I am also lazy and maybe don’t want to have kohlrabi 4 days in a row. Everything is terrible.

Newt Gingrich, the villainous toad

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

“JOE.... THIS IS GOD....

Looks like this asshole is going to get a visit from the Secret Service, huh?

Secret Service, please make sure it’s this guy and Not the delightful Joe Walsh who played guitar and sang with The James Gang and The Eagles.

Like many people similar to him anyone who challenges the status quo is a danger to his way of life. Anyone who points out that cops shooting unarmed black people is wrong threatens their view of authority. To them the dead and injured officers in Dallas are a tragedy (which is true!) but the numerous dead and injured…

Once again confirming that I, a person whose ancestors were brought to U.S. shores 200+ years ago—long before the immigrant ancestors of many a white person—am still not a “Real American” with the rights of full citizenship. Thanks, Joe Walsh, for reminding me.

“Real America”

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?

Which he can afford. Then others will realize he’ll buy them at mark ups. Eventually he will control a huge chunk on MTG cards and he’ll set prices. Don’t sell him shit

Hopefully someone sells him a card at 5 times the price it usually sells for. Guy is a shitbag.

It was the best soap ever bc it was a satire!

Sami/Kerri/Austin was the natural successor to the Marlena/John/Stefano triangle.

Of course. How could I have made such a stupid mistake. I apologize. I never really watched Passions, but my roommate did and every time I walked by there was something new and even more cracked-out going on.

He was not an insane kid. He was a doll brought to life by the witch lady.

Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!)

This is delicious. I can’t wait for depositions. Also, this just adds to the genuine mystery that is Megyn Kelly: Christ, what she’s had to endure in that frat house of a network that is so beneath her, but to which she somehow belongs.

Never forget that Michele Bachmann was Gretchen Carlson’s childhood babysitter. That woman has been through it ALL.