Maybe the reason that she doesn’t speak Slovenian is that her mouth doesn’t move.

Reminds me of Cindy (wife of John) McCain’s claims of being an “only child”.

She does bear a resemblance to Ivana in her younger days, at the time she and Donald would’ve been dating and married.

She had to have sex with Donald Trump at least once, probably. Negates it all. Yuge loser.

You had me at “laudanum”, but you really sealed the deal with “topaz mermaid city”. If I could sing that would be the name of my debut album.

No, Melania is not Ivanka’s mother. But Melania looks like Ivanka’s mother, Donald’s first wife. And of course Ivanka also looks like her mother, as daughters often do. Basically, his previous wife, or some unknown woman who came before, is the prototype and not his daughter.

Melania isn’t Ivanka’s mother.

I’ve been mulling over a thought ever since a previous conversation about Steven and Liv Tyler... because while I, too, am skeeved when dads partner with women who resemble their daughters, isn’t the reason for that usually because the daughters resemble their mothers, the woman who dad was attracted to in the first…

Lol, exactly. She has barely “modeled.” She’s just pretty and rich men were willing to pay her to hang around. One of them married her. *shrug*

From GQ:

I might be giving her too much credit, but it seems like a very pragmatic decision. That was what she knew, and she was clearly looking for a better life than she had when modeling. Rich crappy guy who is a lot like her father? Makes a certain amount of sense. She already knew how to handle it and that was her frame…

I’m not being snarky I promise but I really think maybe you shouldn’t take what other people say about other people so personally. I mean, call it daddy issues or something else but the original article was all about how Melania married a dude who’s just like her father - i.e. daddy issues. They just didn’t use those…

As someone who does actually have a terrible father, I hate the term “daddy issues.” You probably didn’t mean anything by it, but all my life it has been this common stereotype that because I have a really shitty father, I’m either going to become a stripper, a trophy wife who marries someone twice her age, or a…

Honestly, I just find it sad all around.

Anybody else read speculation that Melania was, well...“bought” by Trump, who shops for paid girlfriends among the “models” and “beauty pageant contestants” he deals with?

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

no idea what you’re talking about.

So basically she knew exactly what kind of man she was marrying.

Yet the rhythm was *totally something* one could *dance to*.

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.