Wow. That should be ‘serving an undeserving nation”.

I hate you with the white hot fury of a thousand suns.

I’m friends with a couple, the wife is an American citizen and the husband is a Mexican citizen. They have been married for five or so years, met when she was studying abroad. Talking with him about his arduous journey to becoming a citizen has been eye-opening about the process. And technically, marrying a foreign…

NO no! No pedantry at all, I'm a mindless dink :-) MISTAH COLLINS! lol Of course! (the worst part is, I rewatched the miniseries literally last week)

Starred extra for the Charlotte Lucas reference.

Mr. Collins (pardon the pedantry, but Lucas was Charlotte’s maiden name) was at least a decent and respectable man. I’d take Mr. Collins over Trump any day, although I’d prefer to be independently wealthy and not in need of either of them.

To be fair, this woman is contractually obligated to have sexual intercourse with Donald Trump.

So true. I love how she highlights her legal process to becoming as a citizen as though it is an option for all would-be immigrants to marry men who are wealthy to the point of vulgarity.

I guess treating women equally only applies to the one he pays to be around him.

“On immigration, Ms. Trump claimed her husband “opened a conversation nobody did,” and said that although she’s an immigrant, she’s not the kind of immigrant he’s fulminating against.”

I’ve bleeped out everything you just said for my own sanity.

Hey- it’s a gig. Separate bathrooms would be non-negotiable though, it’s probably in the pre-nup along with how many times per year she has to touch him.

A: Who could follow our pretty darn perfect First Lady?

To be fair, imagine seeing Trump naked. Nevermind divorce, you’d dive out the nearest window.

I feel like she is being held hostage? Does anyone know morse code? Is there any pattern with her blinking?

I’m thinking “President and Mrs. Trump” would be wee a bit of a downgrade, no?

Isn’t it such a shame that our present First Lady could be followed up by this?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

“They’re treated equal,” she said. “I see him in life. He treats women the same as men. he will tell you what’s in his heart, what he thinks, he will not hold it back if you’re a woman. you’re human, a woman or a man, it’s no different.”

If I were a woman and my only options were this or some doctor’s grubby hands, hell yes.