How did her “account getting hacked” cause her to say awful shit on camera?
That’s quite a comment from someone who has an accent on her name which would make it pronounced sim-own-ay. Pretty sure most people don’t get to pick their name. I definitely wouldn’t be named what I am named if that was the case.
Celebrity social media accounts get hacked at the damnedest moments. The timing is truly remarkable.
“They first bitch about all the fish.”
How has humanity managed to survive this long? These people have de-evolved. We are so fucked.
Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!
And that’s the time I watched a group of 8 people spread grape jelly all over two pizzas and happily eat them.
I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.
Yeah, no it’s really not. Pre-made doesn’t necessarily mean bought in, and upscale places also use microwaves.
Okay, seriously: what kind of FUCKING MONSTER puts GRAPE JELLY onto a perfectly innocent pizza? And for those of you who would mention pineapple, you are gross and wrong. Fight me.
I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.
I was working in an upscale restaurant
Keep Up the good work, NCIS.
I love any costume that allows me to walk around drinking wine all night. 10/10
An ex-boyfriend used to call me Cruella. I always assumed it was because of my impeccable fashion sense and smoking habit.
I tried to read “Twilight,” but then I realized the author was literally writing about herself as a teenage girl (down to even the physical description), and I was so disturbed by reading what should have stayed in someone’s diary (as well as the obvious emotional abuse, stalking, anti-feminism, poor writing, boring…
I really hate Meyer for getting so many teenage girls obsessed with an abusive and unhealthy relationship.