GROSSSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOO
Dontwalkintime
chrissynickel
Isn’t it great when you meet, or in this case get a view into, people’s parents and all of the sudden you are like
I cannot WAIT until my youngest is old enough for me to bring a book. OMG. Heaven.
My mom used to take me to the park every single damn day. She brought a book with her every time, because you can only revel in the miracle of your offspring making their way down a slide for so long (also, I found out later, because she desperately hated all of the other mothers who were there and didn’t want to have…
Yeah, not every single moment is a “quality time” moment.
You sooooo don’t have a 5-year-old.
I love my daughter to bits, but five-year-olds can be incredibly boring. There’s only so many times in a row I can take listening to her sing the same verse of a song she only knows those words to and not very accurately before I need something else to pay attention to or I’d fall asleep.
You had to pay them money in order to qualify for a discount on more money paid to them for food. Also, if you refused to pay it (which I did), you were not allowed to drink soda, coffee, or tea from the restaurant, and you had to bring your own water container—you weren’t allowed to use the restaurant’s courtesy…
Lol. I have a server that I have to restrain from tipping me out when I help her if she’s the only one on the floor. I’m like, “I GET PAID A SALARY. TAKE YOUR MONEY OR I WILL WRITE YOU UP FOR MAKING ME TAKE ILLEGAL TIPS.”
It is so infuriating that wage theft is not treated like theft. If an organization steals 40 thousand dollars across state lines, they should be facing RICO charges.
But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.
First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.
A lot of blonde, white women look the same to my mom. She has a difficult time telling them apart.
Well, I mean, we kind of are?
to be fair all white people seem the same to me.
Nah man, it’s totally adult like to accept what was given to you and then make it how you want it - most folks I know who work in kitchens roll their eyes at requests and huff about it (this is another story all together), so it’s just easier to pick out the peppers, or tomatoes, or scrape off some of the mayo, or…
If a place is busy I just pick tomatoes off myself on burgers/sandwiches. I feel like it’s the opposite of rude, I’m not being picky and making my weird food quirks other people’s problems.
I was joking around about the bacon sandwich.