What I always wonder about these types (I am also lumping in the “I don’t use shampoo” people here), is do they not exercise? Or are they not sweaty people? Like, I have fine blonde hair, so daily washing is my usual jam, though I can stretch it out a day if I use dry shampoo and haven’t worked out. But the minute I…

If I could live in a shower without my skin sloughing off completely, I would.

This assumes that I’m taking showers solely to get clean. Showers are great! Baths are great! Hot water and singing along to my favorite Whitney Houston jams and occasionally even drinking a beer—GREAT!

Bless you.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Speaking as a biracial person. I didn’t require any more additional money than my white baby counterparts for my future care. Just sayin. Although this lady’s kid is gonna need a boatload of therapy due to her parent’s actions.

But, for a case to be considered medical malpractice, the plaintiff must demonstrate that significant harm occurred as a result of failure to provide standard care. I’m offended by this lady, not because the clinic didn’t fuck up, but because she thinks having a brown baby is a tragedy worthy of compensation.

Looooool right? this whole time it’s like, “that’s REALLY the argument you’re going with here? Really???!!!”

Sure. There are dozens of things to sue the Sperm Bank for that don’t involve telling you daughter that her skin color is making your life hell.

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

This is like the least surprising thing ever. You can tell a guy something like, “If you so much as look at another woman I will literally murder you.” And he’ll be like, “LOL ok. Sex?”

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

I’m not against pedophiles getting psychiatric help, whether for them or more importantly for any future victims, but let’s be clear that having watched child porn precludes them from being classified as never “actually victimizing someone.” Whatever child is in that porn is victimized every time someone watches it.

While nobody who victimizes children (or anyone, for that matter) deserves pity, pedophilia is a psychiatric disorder. How is addressing the issue early on not “help” for the person with the disorder?

Narcissistic pedophiles are addicted to the behavior. It’s why there is a debate about whether people should be counseled if they show signs of pedophilia at a young age. Maybe someone could have helped Jarred And saved his young victims the horror of his crimes. I don't know

I think there were 12 investigations, but they caught a bunch of people in each investigation and split that into a few episodes.

Fogle appeared on a very premature episode of VH1’s I Love the New Millennium

Every time I think this story has hit “Peak Crazy”, here comes something to top it.

The vaccine made me do it? Really??