In the immortal words of Rebecca Rose:

Oooh, she was married to Sum 41 guy. Then Nickelback guy. Who’s next, Three Days Grace? Are any of them single? Let me be your matchmaker, Avril!!

Avril’s is actually worse than any of these, though, because the majority of her eyeliner is actually UNDER her eyes, and I just don’t know why that’s a look any human would strive for.

this is her second marriage. Maybe you are thinking of the first one.

Bobby, I’m going to guess you are responsible for the gif at the top of the article, and I just want to say thank you for all that you do.

• Look at This Photograph, It’s of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Divorcing After Two Years of Marriage
  

Google is your friend.

My wife never wears heels (I don’t blame her one bit either, having worn them a couple of times in drag during drama club). She told me before we got married that she hoped I didn’t expect her to wear heels with her dress. I told her I didn’t even care if she wore combat boots. She compromised by not wearing heels for…

I fucking love the Jurassic franchise but my jaw dropped when I saw Bryce Dallas Howard running faster than a fucking Indominous Rex in four inch pumps. Like wat?

No.

I want to see a video of a guy surfing in heels.

cc: whoever is writing Jurassic World 2

Probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten. I was a fan of Caity for so long before I worked here. She’s also the only blogger I’ve ever written a fan email to. BUT SHE STILL WON’T FOLLOW ME BACK ON TWITTER OR LET ME COME OVER TO HER HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, CAITY? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

It’s the flesh color and reddish tip that really brings it home. Without that I probably wouldn’t think of it.

If you see the word “Dick” in a headline with my byline, I can guarantee that what you will see is a quality dick post. I may be unsure of many things, but my ability to bring you the peen-related content you crave is not one of them.

The architects have since gotten bit more input from the LU administration.

That’s nothing. Wait’ll you see the specs for their new stadium:

How many batteries are they gonna need for that thing??

Oh Mark, I just got out of the hospital and have 4 weeks of recovery ahead of me. That second paragraph just gave me so much life. You are doing the Lord’s work regarding penis jokes, my friend.

I saw the headline and rolled my eyes, because not everything taller than it is wide is a dick, but then I saw the picture, and yeah.... that’s a dick.