chrissmari
ChrissMari
chrissmari

I hate to sound like I’m parroting some old Just Say No talking point, but that feeling from Oxy or any PK is very short lived. Pop them for more than a few weeks and you’re simply doing it to stay normal. The term starter drug 100% applies to opioids. You quickly step up to harder shit chasing that high.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

The entire city called the cops.

Yo, she just told you, Ron Fellows would love to focus on living a full life but he keeps losing his train of thought and getting uncontrollably angry. 

The status of the competitive eating portion of Saturday’s event is TBD

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

From the man whose SNL highlight is ‘Goatboy’. Even Charlie Rockett is embarrassed for him,.

Please, Jim Breuer can’t be racist. He’s not nearly popular enough. 

Next time Hyde will remember to stand for the anthem!

I am getting over an issue with my shoulder, and for a brief time, it was less painful for me to keep my arm low than to try and raise it, especially after a good PT session. (Recovery going well, not an issue now.) So when I was at a baseball game earlier in the year a few hours after my PT put me through the wringer

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Why would you be embarrassed to hear that? Its not even like you were in the Netherlands where it might be a bit inappropriate to rub your hosts’ faces in it...

Are you embarrassed just to be an American? Whats wrong with young Americans having pride in their country, especially in a moment of American triumph?

And no,

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification