He’d be accused of being a virtue signaling, commie SJW snowflake by the Alt Chop faction. Until a foam tomahawk hits a kid’s cotton candy and all discussion stops because the alt choppers declare “Now is not the time to discuss these issues” while stockpiling arsenals of foam tomahawks before Hillary’s emails come to…

Oh, sure, the tomahawk chop is disrespectful to the Cherokee, but shitty-ass mom jeans are perfectly fine?

Sorry but isn’t pretty much anyone not named Landon Donovan that played for the USMNT be described as anonymous since most people won’t recognize who they are? 

Nothing new here. Sports fans have been cosplaying as their favorite assholes for years.

If you think that it’s worth an internet circle jerk that an old white guy from rural Georgia is insufficiently woke, you’re more mean-spirited than anything he wrote.

Just cuz some dude coached a team you like doesn’t make them a great person lol.

How about the fact that Sandusky had medically demonstrated hypogonadism, meaning that he could not physically have been a prolific fornicator?

Betting on high school sports is so degenerate, Caligula would blush. I suppose Hager's former players want to kick him in the eye.

Let me tell you a story that was told to me when I was about 12. Like me, my mother struggled with her weight her whole life, until she was in the hospital, dying by the slowest of slow degrees from four forms of cancer, at a time when the goal of health care was “she who lasts longest, wins”.

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

Props to the geniuses who saw weed on TV, recognized weed on TV, and turned to clout-chasing on Twitter. How do you say “stitches” en español? 

They might serve cocaine though. One things good about it, you can go days without eating while on a bender.

Are you implying Welch’s are gateway snacks?

Yes, you can. If you aren't sure, it is probably worth trying one or two.

Always welcome. Look for “open meetings” as opposed to “closed meetings” if you’re really concerned about whether you belong or not. They can be very helpful to people at all stages.

yes

Go! It's the exact opposite of your fear! If you're telling yourself to go...go. It most likely will change your life

Don’t do this at OA, though. They frown upon that.

Yes you absolutely can go. That’s what I did. Don’t feel like you have to take a chip either because you don’t. (That will make sense later)

Can you go to meetings if you think you have a problem but aren’t sure?  I’ve wanted to but feel like I’m invading a safe space.