Then don’t read them...

Maybe the Giants should have drafted Puig instead

There's always levels to this, but Rhame should absolutely have been thrown out for throwing two pitches up by Hoskins' head. If you want to plunk a guy on the thigh or butt that's dumb but at least not potentially breaking a bone in the face or giving a guy a concussion. Honestly a lot of credit to Hoskins for not…

I can’t wait ‘til MLB implements a dinger clock to shave another 1.4 seconds off a 3.5 hour game.

Turns out that jumping through hoops can lead to concussions, so you no longer can prove that your CTE came from football. Sorry about that. 

I mean...I’d imagine, having misophonia, you’d already be well prepared with earplugs and/or noise-cancelling headphones though? I know I don’t go on any trips without at least a handful or so of earplugs.

Assuming by “that venue,” you mean every goddamn place on this garbage continent.

God damn. Every commenter excusing this shit with "it was a long time ago," "everybody's done it," "it wasn't wrong back then," "they're not racist, they're good people," "we've all done similar things,": You're so close. It's almost like racism is systemic. 

Yeah shit up you as a white person dont get to decide people should move on. 

Yeah, never. It’s never ok. 

I used to work with a guy from Liverpool named Karl. He was on the phone once talking to a family member. After he hung up the phone, another coworker, who didn’t know him, went up to him and spoke a bunch of broken Spanish to him. And he politely said, “No habla Espanol” and walked away. And we asked her why she was…

And I bet he didn’t say like the Fox announcer “Iceland beats Argentina 1-1!” We need a thread/Post about how lame these fox announcers are.

[Alarm bells ring in AMC as they struggle to find another person still willing to watch The Walking Dead.]

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Black, gay dude here, starting out his rant with the standard disclaimer that none of us are monoliths, people contain mulitudes and whatever else you need to hear to stop you from instinctly responding “not all queers” or some derivative thereof.

THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ARTICLE IS THAT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME AND THE WAY I USE LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO FEEL VALID AND RESPECTED. IF THEIR ALLYSHIP RELIES ON POLICING MY LANGUAGE ITS NOT FUCKING ALLYSHIP

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

That joke expired a few weeks back...

First of all, he wasn’t the real Santa. Second of all, he asked for it.

Ah yes, Patriots fans, the Cardinals fans of the football world.