The Venn Diagram of “People Who Don’t Have Blinds” and “People Who Have Amazon Echos” is a circle.

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.

Also, why is he fully owning, and so profusely apologizing for, his actual actions? He really only needed to say, “I’m sorry if you were offended by me punching a horse,” right?

The little guy learned to not back down. You cave on your first day and there’s no end of trouble down the road.

They came for the truckers, and I said nothing...

Ahhhhh....

Good thing the autonomous van wasn’t black:

I was honking at the two drivers I watched last month backing out of opposing spots into each other. Rather than stop and look behind them, I think each might have looked towards me as they collided.

Right?? How did she not notice the diminishing returns on her efforts? It’s like shitting on yourself to get someone with bad breath to stop talking to you.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

I just wish someone could tell us where Carson Wentz to college. You’d think they’d mention that.

You PC Bro!

Same reason Trout is not at a baseball game in October.

Most Duck Dynasty t-shirts are also camouflage.

BBQs ain’t that serious. If you’re already questioning if your supposed friend will be able to handle the blackness at something as tame as a cookout, then that’s the first sign that you shouldn’t invite them.

hahahahahahaha!

It’s turtles saying “well, actually...” all the way down.

This is...amazing.

Well, except, this isn’t generic patronizing. It’s explicitly sexist patronizing. Which exists and is very much a problem. It’s also not mutually exclusive to normal patronizing behavior.

Who’s teaching white women to fight these days?