Paranoid? Oh puh-LEEZ! What on EARTH do you have to be paranoid about???

I maintain a strict “no commenting on Jez while I’m at work” rule but made a note to come back and +1 your Sherrod Brown love. I feel like he’s our ace in the hole.

So, given how Trump has responded to industries that he desperately wants to be accepted by but have mocked and shunned him, should we be anticipating an off-the-record, behind-closed-doors meeting between Trump and all of Hollywood’s A-list?

Current rage stroke aside, I’ve seen better mustaches on pre-pubescent 13 year old boys.

Kindergarten??? And run the risk of coming across as some kinda public school indoctrinated elitist???

(see also: “Fake News!”)

Aaaand we lost the attention of Trump Nation at “book.”

From my experience, I can tell you exactly how shaming them will go:

WRONG!

It’s the default Twitter avatar (kinda like the mosaic thing here on kinja). Most are too lazy to change it, or prefer the hyper-anonymity because they are all massive cowards.

That, and she looks nothing like Ivanka. That’s what initially tipped me off that this was a fake.

Or possibly a Russian flag one.

Saw this pop up earlier and I fully admit it took me a good few minutes before realizing it was a joke:

Same — I just started following him on Twitter. He seems on the level, but part of me is waiting for the other, disappointing shoe to drop (see: McCain, John).

Yeah, I saw this shared on Twitter and, rest assured, the grammatically-challenged cowards who hide behind twitter eggs/anime character avatars are already on the case. Sigh....

And if that doesn’t work, it’s time to break out the big guns: a clip from ‘Last Week Tonight’ or ‘Full Frontal’! That’ll subtly and cleverly show ‘em!

At which point I will share the link on Facebook saying “I don’t usually get political, but...” and it’ll finally get through to my redneck uncles and in-laws and then we will finally achieve world peace.

Or — like in the case of my FiL who is a massive wet shitpile of a person — play off their casual racist “jokes” with the standard “Well, my black friend thought it was funny!” (i.e. the sole black family that made the mistake of moving to whatever lily-white garbage-ass Cincinnati suburb my FiL lives in). Thank god…

Once he gets the proofreading notes back from Putin’s office, I’m sure it’ll be something along those lines.

And yet he can communicate with them so easily. It’s almost like, deep down, he and those ignorant, hateful, inbred mouthbreathers are actually one and the same, no matter how hard he tries to get away from it or cover it in layers of gold lame.