As a lifelong, die-hard Knicks fan, allow me to say: I would vote for Trump over James Dolan for POTUS. He is the goddamn WORST.

You’re right — I should’ve said “...that one song that everyone with a functioning sense of hearing and even the slightest bit of taste in music hates.”

I imagine at this point Lee Greenwood is the GOP equivalent of a safety-safety-safety school. Like, they’ll try and find literally anyone else to perform at their boring-ass events, but once they all decline, it’s like, “Sigh...well, I guess it’s ol’ Central Florida Community College Lee Greenwood once again to bleat…

Thank you — I’ve read that thing ~20 times now and it still makes absolutely no sense to me. Can someone who has an eight-year-old translate?

Dr. Harold Bornstein, the long-haired gentlemen responsible for the President-Elect’s

How many doctors did Trump rifle through before he landed on this one you think?

Thanks — yeah, when I deleted my account I had this whole painfully heartfelt post written and ready to go about why I was leaving and how it was killing my mental health and blah blah blah, but soon realized I was one of those awful “badge of honor” people you mention. So I just Irish Goodbye’d it. Only two people so…

Honestly, I’d already culled my friends list down to double digits (was up to close to 500+ during the heyday of FB), and even out of those I think I unfollowed, like, half (obligated to stay friends for personal/familial/professional reasons), so on a daily basis I was getting updates from about 10-ish active users,…

I recently joined the “I quit Facebook” contingent. Join us if you haven’t — the air smells fresher, food tastes better, and I don’t hate my asshole southern relatives nearly as much I used to (I mean, I still hate them, but it’s now more of an “indifferent” version of hate).

For better and for worse, maybe?

Are they trying to out-Florida Florida?

Knew if I just kept scrolling Bobandy would eventually make an appearance.

Glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. I know the right thing to do is try and find some level of empathy with these people and heal the divide, but if they’re not going to accept facts, are just constantly filled with rage, refuse to take any amount of fault for their life choices, and go out of their way to…

My FiL — who is a world-class asshole and, wait for it, Trump supporter — just keeps resorting to “Well, he’s doing what he said he would do,” to which my wife will scream “BUT WHY IS ANYTHING HE’S DOING SO FAR A GOOD THING FOR LITERALLY ANYONE???” He doesn’t have a smug shithead answer to that though. I personally…

Twilight Zone?! Man, I wish! At least there was the occasional happy ending on that show. This is some straight-up Black Mirror shit.

I imagine that’s an accurate representation of what Donny looks like when you peel off the Steve Harvey suits, right down to the adult diaper.

Yup — at the end of the day, this dude is a celebrity first and foremost in the vein of Jenna Maroney: He can’t handle it when someone else is getting attention. The fact that he’s scared shitless to go on a legitimate news show, therefore ceding that precious screen time to the likes of someone like Rudy or…

OooooOOOOOOoooo — looks like somebody got himself a fancy new not-red tie! Wonder if he scotch-taped this one already.

And he’s not even president yet.

At least he’s not making that one face he makes that I’m assuming he refers to as “a smile.”