I really think John Mulaney said it best: The Trump family* is essentially what a hobo thinks rich people are like.

Seriously — what was the best case scenario response they were hoping for? “Well, her fucking moron of a father is single-handedly leading the nation into a civil war and turned America into a laughing stock on the world stage, but hey, major props to her marketing acumen. #LetsGiveEmAChance”

Dammit! I just commented that!

I fucking LOVE the Obama/Biden Friendship memes! Please keep them coming whoever is making these.

Now post a picture of a plastic turtle next to this one for comparison.

I fucking LOVE Sherrod Brown.

Chris Murphy, Tammy Duckworth, Sherrod Brown, Cory Booker, Amy Klobuchar, Tammy Baldwin, Kirsten Gillibrand — there’s PLENTY of options on the Dem bench, it’s just a matter of getting them in front of voters.

Now now, maybe they have something insightful to contribute to the conversati— **IMMEDIATELY GET BOMBARDED WITH RUSSIAN MADE PEPE MEMES AND CALLED A CUCK OR SOME OTHER DUMBSHIT INSULT**

You could see him visibly age just in this photoset!

I never post on Facebook, but since yesterday, I’ve been rage posting almost every hour on the hour, just trying to bait any of the handful of people in my friends list who I suspect voted for Trump to come at me with some bullshit rationale like “Just because I voted for Trump doesn’t mean I’m racist” so I fucking…

FUCKING BABY WHITE MAN WHO HAS TO TELL TOU WHY YOURE WRONG AND HOW HES THE MOST OPRESSED CLASS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MALE MORONS

Same here — on top of looking like the warmed-over shit you mentioned, I also noticed that he had to stop and take a lot of breaks to catch his breath (moreso than the usual pauses he takes while his crowds get their hate chants out of their system).

OOOOH! That’s the joke — it took me forever looking at that pic and thinking, “What? It’s a completely normal picture of Trump. What am I missing?”

Getting “beat by a girl” is really what it boils down to, isn’t it? I feel like a majority of us dudes in Gen X and Millennials have long ago accepted the equal playing field — I’ve personally “lost to a girl” countless times and in varying instances, and never once did it factor into any disappointment, mostly…

I don’t think they’re voting for Trump. Sure, they’re probably SAYING they are — loudly and stupidly — but actually going out and voting? Doubtful. These people can’t help but be absolutely worthless on every single imaginable level.

What kind of idiot sees a white powder in an envelope sent to the state tax department and says to themselves, I should taste this to make sure it’s not anthrax?

That’s essentially my point — she’s a prodigy, and she had to run against a complete dipshit.

Talking with my boss about this earlier — I wonder if, deep down, she was happy going against Trump and therefore getting the sure win, or if a part of her wishes she could have gone up against a GOP challenger that would’ve given her a chance to show off her experience and toughness (“Bengahzi Hearings” Hillary comes…

There’s not enough liquor in the world to drink from now until election day to rid my brain of him...

Give her a bit of credit — rumor has it she was initially going to go with first class seats being equipped with laser shields since she saw a rich guy on TV mention it once.