what are his presidential qualifications again?

Starting to become pretty obvious where the inspiration for Gob Bluth came from...

Nailed it — this is a guy who’s best years were in the “Greed is Good” ‘80s, and he simply refuses to let those years go: from his mindset to his worldview right down to his clownsuit wardrobe.

I’m guessing he offered these women a lot of money to appear on the stage with him.

Hear hear! The Slot, 538 and some assorted twitter feeds (Katy Tur, Sopan Deb, David Fahrenthold, etc) are the only things keeping me from going off the fucking deep end this year.

It’s been well established he hates reading pretty much anything, let alone stuff that might actually help him run a successful campaign.

Yeah, but maybe his handlers (Rudy) will tell him “Donald, if you stomp off the stage, you might get even MORE attention during the following week”?

True, the nutjobs are going to come at her hard with Benghazi/emails/Clinton Foundation/Bill’s affairs, but you have to believe 1.) she’s DEFINITELY been prepping for giving 20 different ways to clearly and concisely answer even the most tinfoiled among them, and 2.) does it even matter how she answers? Lord knows…

“Look, folks, I’ve built tremendous, successful, very successful, beautiful buildings around Central Park — way more than just five, believe me, okay? Very.”

This is the debate he actually, sincerely loses it, right? Like, the one where he finally drops the much anticipated C-bomb at Clinton for daring to not yield to his 12-year-old tantrum-interruptions, then storms off stage because the people in the crowd asking him real, honest questions are “not being very nice and…

Wait — Suicide Squad was a movie? Like, in actual theaters?

I don’t check grays, but I can only imagine you got a few “hurr-durr I thot libruls were sposta be compassionate an accepting of others beeleefs durrrr... *Pepe meme*” replies to this.

Obligatory.

Not only that, I saw a comment elsewhere that pointed out that, for $100K, Trump could’ve gone directly to the manufacturer of those pianos and purchased them. The fact that he went to a small business says this was his plan all along -- rather than deal an actual, real legal team representing the piano manufacturer,…

Probably because only true weirdos care about Hillary’s emails at this point. I mean, I read “email” in your comments and lol’d and lol’d -- that’s SO early-2016!

He finished it. Period.

lol @ you -- replying with a string of “primitive minds/mindsets” and calling out IQ.

SHHHH! You’re gonna frighten the special li’l undecided snowflake!

Who’s my special li’l grown-ass adult tweeting like a angry 12-year-old? Whooooo’s my special li’l grown-ass adult tweeting like a angry 12-year-old?