Matter of time until they got us saying Joyeux Noël instead of Merry Christmas...

Cool — I see the Trump defense (“I was just joking!”) has begun to really take hold within the broader Asshole Culture.

Fantasy Basketball, 2005. Shockingly, I came in dead-ass last. I wouldn’t be surprised if I came in dead-ass last out of ALL fantasy leagues at that time.

Exactly — that’s how the MSM works! They never show the crowd sizes at Trump rallies (*please do not show dwindling crowd sizes at Trump rallies*) and they never report on the fact that literally EVERYONE plans to vote for Trump, they’re just afraid to actually admit it (*please do not report that because it is…

This fucking guy (not you, the one with the oh so clever jab at Clinton screen name)...

Not sure if this is a good thing or not, but personally, I’m starting to get bored with Trump. “Oh whaddya know, the big orange ballon said something ridiculous at a 2nd grade level again.”

Well, he knows what the “best words” mean and he has them, but plain ol’ regular words? Yeah, he may not have a solid grasp on those...

Yes — thank you — I used to work in the entertainment industry and I’ve been trying to explain to people that a yuge part of the reason Trump is the way he is is because first and foremost he’s a celebrity, and celebrities are typically encased in a bubble of handlers, managers, publicists, and so on — people whose…

Solid. Although I may take it one step further and go full Kip Winger style:

Which brings me to my question — as a guy, roughly how long do I have to wait until I can wear that “Hot Chicks for Trump” shirt ironically?

I love that even real Joe Biden even gets a kick out of his Onion character. How could you not, really?

The one that never fails to make me laugh out loud: http://www.theonion.com/article/bidens…

The only thing I’m going to miss more than Vice President Joe Biden is Onion Joe Biden. I hope they continue to cover his Whitesnake listening, TransAm polishing, Butterfly Knife twirling antics.

Right there with ya. #VP4Life

Yep. Laughed at the first few entires before I started realizing that this is essentially what that asshole sounds like on a good day most of the time.

Christ, I’m convinced there could be a mass shooting at NRA headquarters and these assholes would still be all “hurr durr Obama’s comin’ fer are guns with this false flag!”

Great smarts, just tremendous knowing things. Fantastic learns. Trump.

I’m right there with you. I can totally understand why you disagree with Hillary or Bernie for whatever reason, but to be a fucking adult and say “Yup — let’s hand the nation over to Trump,” is lunacy. My parents mentioned they were considering voting for him and without even thinking the first words out of my mouth…

“We will freak nasty until the sun come up, where I will then offer you only the finest rechargeable toothbrush and Crest brand toothpastes.”

Ah, Math: the closest thing to a literal “Corporate $hill” there is.