Bacon: The Hashtag Selfie Twerking of Meat

I liked playing Rygar. That game was cool as shit.

Look into Rush River out of out of River Falls — not a bad beer out of the bunch.

I'm (sadly) with you. Just seeing that dude convulsing on the floor was enough for me to realize dude was in bad shape, I'll pass on the audio.

I'm dying to know what she's like off camera. I'm torn between wanting to believe this is all an act, and wanting to believe she is just outraged and simplifying her outrage in hashtag form 24/7.

#DrPoison gives it a run for the money.

#NancyGraceTweets *OR* #GreatestSupervillainNamesEVER

Anyone want to start a new truther faction with me?

That is a goddamn work of art.

I love "2.5M" (as us "Twomenners" refer to it on the message board)! I'm looking forward to Gilbert settling down with Vanessa, and the cameo return of Mike (Charlie Sheen) from his African excursion (delivering his classic catchphrase "Me again..and on an elephant boob!" one last time). Here's hoping Francisco…

This was fantastic — can the next list be "Hottest Couples Simultaneously Bathing in Separate Outdoor Bathtubs"?

Ugh-SNL-hasn't-been-funny-since-some-arbitrary-cast/year-who-still-watches-this???

I grew up going to Olive Garden with my grandparents and ordering chicken parm and their short-lived chicken parm sandwiches — god, it was delicious. Haven't been to Olive Garden in years now but you can bet your ass I'd be ordering that without even looking at the menu.

"What exactly does the NFL stand for?"

Joke's on you — that's a mirror image — the rumor is she has Kuato growing out of her right ear.

EWW GROSS!!!

I liked that tweet a lot then. I like that tweet a lot today.

Why no Hot Chicks room?

I'm assuming one of my fellow Gray comrades already posted this, but if it's anything like this, I'm all in.

Visiting, I assume? Yes — very nice people.