Brian McCann watches this video the same way most people watch "Two Girls One Cup" — equal part disgust and disbelief. He's on a flight to Japan right now to set everything straight.

These all sound like how me and my friends would describe what we thought sex was when we were 10 years old. So much poop and pee and giggling involved...

At least Jean-Ralphio would realize he doesn't like the name Alexandrew anymore and rename him...Jelloshot.

Made the exact same face when I read his name is "Alexandrew."

Is it Fartbarf?

The day-late apology coupled with the face Josina Anderson is making in that still frame just screams sincerity to me, personally.

*when. Dammit. Now I feel just palin stupid...

Ha! Remember what THAT was the dumbest thing she'd ever said? Ah, memories...

"uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

I get the sense that in the coming decades, same as how they always say serial murderers grew up torturing and killing animals, we're going to start hearing similar stats regarding serial murderers and trolls.

Being gray will be a small price to pay to not have to ever see some of the (literal) shit that's been going around these parts this week.

Ha! Pig with enormous balls! There's NO WAY that image somehow gets better than that!

I'M SOMEBODY!!!

Born and raised in central Florida, and yes indeed, easily 90% of my friends growing up were originally from New England/New York/Jersey.

So does her "channel" just consist of a camcorder in a room of her house where she keeps the nice furniture that no one's allowed to sit on?

Timberwolves Fans Are Too Nice To Burn Kevin Love's Jersey

God, this is perfect.

Right this way, si — waaaait, a second. Did you say "PTSD?" Oh, sorry, it looks like the position's been filled. Thank you for your service!

And both of them would probably take as a 'uge compliment.

Same — Drew clearly won a bet against someone at Deadspin that he could work The Fu Schnickens into a post.