On this season of Hard Knox, a woman...

Pictured: Michael Jordan backs away from lint roller.

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

I like your logic (I mean, I don’t like it, but it makes a ton of sense), but re: #3, why would Meyer then have so strongly denied knowing in the first place at the press conference? Did he just not remember? Even then, why wouldn’t he have been vague?

So Range Rovers, Escalades, M cars, AMG cars are all more acceptable? 

How has anyone starred this?

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

I’ll try to type this through my happy tears of joy, but if my info is correct, Hernandez’s 7 RBIs is a record for any playoff game beyond the LDS. If you had Kiké Hernandez having one of the greatest single-game offensive outputs in playoff history......LIAR! LIAR! LIIIIIIAAARRRRR!!

You mean this one?

“The only man to truly come close is Cormier”

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Maybe it’s the wording he objects to. Maybe we should call him a “large sculpture of human fecal matter”?

Yup, sounds like a piece of shit.

Well, if the shoe fits...

“It’s pretty simple, I was just faster than my training partner.”

Oh my goodness.

I wouldn’t call it a “disaster.”

Good lord his shooting motion is atrocious.