Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Dad?

Worse than New Coke or taking Greg Oden over Kevin Durant? Those are pretty high bars to clear.

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

If he’s underpaid, Lebron is an indentured servant.

a huge roach came up from dash when I turned on the defroster (was a very unusually cool 68 degrees at like 6am in November) and I thought my wife was going to have a heart attack..

Welp. There goes the “one day we’ll go to Hawaii” plan.

That’s if you drive them flat-out. We’ll have a detuned mode for street travel. But I’m not saying engine rebuilds won’t be common. No one said this was cheap.

Yeah, that was serious garbage commentary.

This whole article series has been excellent. Very interesting to see a salvage high performance car bought a low price and turned to a Pikes Peak race car and then becoming the faster Corvette ever up the mountain, with room for improvement still. Please do contribute more to Jalopnik.

You shut your fucking mouth.

My wife ran track and field at Wartburg College and she was a four-time all-American. Or license plate is “WTF AA”.

No word yet on whether the Duck Tales Fanclub plans to follow suit.

The other Jalops therefore said unto him, “we have seen the S2000.” But he said unto them, “except I shall see in my hands the keys of such Honda, and put my hand onto the gearshift, and thrust my feet upon the pedals, I will not believe.”

Hi.

Last year, he and Clayton Kershaw combined for 276 Ks to 22 BBs; that’s a ratio that would have me scrambling for the difficulty sliders in MLB The Show because it feels unrealistic.

Very fishy to me. As a Navy veteran, I can tell you that on top of all the highest technological radar and early warning equipment, our ships have more people on deck with binoculars than the stands at a NASCAR event. I honestly can’t see any legit reason this could happen.