Saturday night I was at a party with a bunch of Jets fans. They were obviously mocking me for the Jones pick since, unlike me, they are fans of a great franchise that puts a winning product on the field every season. Anyway, I simply pointed out they they were jealous. They took Hackenberg 51st overall, but since the…

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This is so much more wholesome than when Clark the Cub harasses opposing players for HJs.

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

One might say he’s La Liga’s version of Carlos Vela.

What’s barstool?

Just a handjob and college are now the most sensational crimes

Oh we’re the type of team that can’t afford the rent

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

Psh, whatever. SOROS is probably just trucking that water in with his fleet of autonomous robot trucks (taking good JOBS from real AMERICAN TRUCKERS) to try and convince us that climate change is real. Nice try, libs, we know you can control the weather.

This does not jive with my overall outlook and like of both Russ and Kerr. So as far as I’m concerned, you made up this story. And that’s dangerous.

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

I’m sorry, Davis.  I can’t allow you to fire me.

Trust me, the Yankees and Red Sox are competitive about EVERYTHING.

Still needs to work on being a better teammate. I noticed he shook a coach’s hand and pointed at God before dishing out a single high-five to a fellow Bison. He’ll have it ironed out by the day after the Super 2 deadline, I’m sure.

Update: In his first at-bat today, Yelich fouled out. So far, this new plan is working.

The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to