Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

Dude shut up

it’s a matter of principle

what do you know about the cold, you hairy ass Yankees fan...

I expected it to be next week before the @LOLMets started. Very pleased at the early start.

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

“Furkan Korkmaz” is the phonetic spelling of “fuckin’ coke, man” as sung by Scott Stapp.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

“That should have been a flagrant 2!” - George W. Bush

Like old Hitler, Brown will spend the next few months in South America, where he hopes to introduce American football to a new audience.