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Whom.

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

Bauer is on the “Post-playing career Curt Schilling in training” program and boys I think he’s gonna pass with flying colors.

Rays! Padres! It’s October baseball!”

I’m with you. The REAL racists are the private email publishers.

You have to put the hashtag in the tweet, Gabe, or at least @ him.

He was already a dead man walking, the doofus whose failures alienated the best player the franchise and its tiny fanbase ever had and who would not meaningfully outlast Davis in New Orleans under any plausible set of circumstances.

“I couldn’t get it up in the air... so I’m not used to that. Just went a little numb” 

Kerr better be careful with his load management or he’ll get fined for self-tampering

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

I was under the impression that if you self tampered, you’d go blind.

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

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Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I never get picked for anything.......

Dončić taunt him, or you’ll Luka stupid.

When the line judge raised his flag to call Kane offside, that should’ve been the end of the play.

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.