What bothers me are all the 70 year olds who look up to this guy as an example of how to behave. 

It’s because he is a twat

Well, don’t be so coys. Who are they?

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

It beats sending A.J. Pierzynski to punch him in the dick and balls.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

Well, Baker Mayfield can be a moron without being a hypocrite.Being a hypocrite wouldn’t even necessarily make him wrong about Jackson. They could have both betrayed institutions that they had commitments to. It just so happens that neither of them did...  

This only proves Chris Wondolowski definitely murdered someone.

They need a playoff committee 

This dude looks like if a dick and a thumb had a baby.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

“He asked me if I liked the announcers, and I said I don’t really pay close attention to them. He got a good chuckle out of that.”

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Booooooooooo.

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

THERE WAS A SECOND SPITTER

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.