Thibs will get his revenge tonight by playing Butler for just 46 minutes.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

“Dude....”

coach Bobby Petrino noted his efforts to “develop a culture of accountability that everyone in our program must live up to.”

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

This is the gritty, real life reboot of Air Bud.

Just came here to say that dogs whip ass. Shoutout to dogs.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.

I am going to regard this severely. I warned him.

It’s clearly a case of he shed/she shed.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

Well I thought it was a Persiwasive argument

(unless you’re in, like, Qatar, in which case there’d be 400 dead Indians and Nepalese)

Just when you think OldBeigeGuy has sunk as low as he could go for a bad pun, Helsinki little lower.

You might think the Timberwolves’ dream of turning the franchise around are over, but it’s the Bulls who are really finnished.

This just shows how far Deadspin has fallen. In the halcyon days of the site, you wouldn’t see a headline like this without a dick pic in the article.

Bye, son.

It’s a city ordinance actually. 

MINE ENDS IN TEARS AS WELL

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?