C’mon Zukka. You’re better than this.

Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

They are both weird penises

^ This guy?

Buffalo Billsy

Counter point:

The cycle of history repeats itself, and the Reds are now owned by a Christian.
It’s like perestroika all over again!

In the Rays' defense, two Wongs don't make a right.

The Seattle Times refuses to let me use AdBlocker and block 30 intrusive elements, so how much is Seattle going to get scammed for in this deal?

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

“Sean, you know what tomorrow is, right?”

Their latest print is a list of every European football club of any significance

Their latest print is a list of every European football club of any significance

Just keep your face out of the OL's ass, kid.

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

Please direct any and all fantasy football news to barryp@deadspin.com 

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

My proposal: one set, but with one of these giant novelty balls:

+2 quarterbacks at the same time, dude