I wish he’d just been like “this jamoke was willing to pay me three grand to root for the Lakers, so of course I said yes.”

“Arm the head coaches.”  -Betsy DeVos

No worries. You can put ketchup on your shirt — but not on a hot dog.

Should’ve invited this guy he ain’t got shit to do:

Always icing truthers. 

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I for one welcome this new Bravespin website. 

Why would they want that in May? It's August...

What do you have against building character?

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Remember when Musk was going to help Flint get clean water? And then couldn't turn it into self promotion and never talked about it again?

STRIKE!

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

I don’t know man, I think maybe he should get off his lehigh horse

joins Kobe, starts looking for his own shot WHAT A SURPRISE

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

I like that this translation was properly peer reviewed. +1

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way.