Good.

“What’s the soup du jour?”

Trevor Bauer sure seems like a twat.

That tweet deserves to be in the Museum of Modern Art

And he’s right!

Match in the gas tank. Boom boom.

Be still, my heart.

Exactly! I’m hot and heavy for some #FunBelt vs #MACtion scoops to course through my veins.

If you vote for anything other than G5 schools you’re doing this completely wrong.

Well I hadn’t planned on crying this morning, but here we are.

Any list involving hair that doesn’t include Charlie Blackmon and/or Mike Gundy’s righteous and glorious mullet is wrong and should be shamed.

This is the rare pierced, circumcised triangle offense.  

You see that mustache? Of course Fisher is into that.

Emma, I don’t know if this is your genius or not, but I would just like to say to whoever is making the gifs and not putting up actual clips: you’re doing god’s work.

That’s just how obese we’ve become.

Damn...I was really pulling for white hair.

All that I got from this is that Amberly Benefield seems delightful enough.  

Fuck sympathy for ANY city’s sports teams.

I’ll fight everyone in Bristol if they ever think about laying off Badass Bob.

There’s a bar in Atlanta that’s full of old arcade games that I frequent. This usually entails an argument about what’s the best arcade game there and then subsequently what’s the best arcade game ever. I say Mortal Kombat. What say you?