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Chris Paine
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While everything in this commentary is true, I always saw “Take Me Out To The Halosuite” as a homage to “The Bad News Bears.”

Give that girl a f^&$ing medal!

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Certain details of this episode seemed hauntingly familiar for some reason ...

Of course, this is just proposed legislation, so we don’t yet know which of these proposals will pass—if any. But these efforts to suppress public dissent and free speech is certainly an alarming trend.

After many months of careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience...

So she wants to be a Congresswoman? She’d have my vote, if I could vote in Arizona.

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I’ll let that eloquent sage of our age, Sterling Archer, deliver the obvious response to Sen. Ted Cruz:

There is also the question of how susceptible the Uran-9's radio signals are to electronic attacks and jamming.

a small island country entirely populated by small birds

It was a few years ago, and it was on a commuter flight so I’m not sure it even really counts. They didn’t have enough people on the plane and they had to rebalance the weight onboard so I was offered a seat in first class. It was just one of those things that only happens once.

I pitty Deck Department. First Division is so screwed.

There’s no point in stealing a jet if you’re not going to wring it out.

“Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To get through this thing called “life.” Electric word, life, it means forever and that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you There’s something else … the afterworld.”

The reader is not always right. (I’m the one getting paid here, remember?) Even so, readers who complain are often right about something.

OMG! A whole Bond or Mission Impossible movie needs to be built around doing exactly this with an AAV!

As I look around this table you all must be asking yourselves who among you is next? I take my time let you think about that, da.

“The… tactleneck.”

I went through this twice in an 18 month period. The first time I saw it coming from months away, did everything I could to avoid it but I got laid off anyway. The second time, I could see it coming, but I almost welcomed it because the personalities in my work environment were giving me huge amounts of

The USS Jeff Dunham. Official ship’s mascot: Jose Jalapeno on a Stick.