“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term,” Graham said.....

I know that absentee/mail-in ballots aren’t accounted for (if they even will be and if they'll change anything) but I am still weeping.

Thank you so much.  This is like therapy for me.

I’m so stressed I’m actually using my Hitachi Magic Wand on my shoulders

Guess I have to preempt Trump’s bullshit by declaring myself president as of right now.

Incentivizing child smuggling and trafficking, huh? I guess that would look something like this:

I had a brain damaged dog named Kayleigh. She was dumb but sweet. She always had a goofy smile.

Only cow eggs are dairy.

Well clearly the Takeout needs to ask a whole bunch of celebrities if pie is a sandwich.

Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today,Rush!

When I got to be of legal age the first thing I got at the liqour store was a small bottle of Amontilado! I did not try to poison or wall anyone up... Yet 😁

Oh, come on now, he doesn’t look a day over “three hundred pounds of rancid fat in a Hefty bag left to rot in the sun”

Ice Cube is dead to me.

I dunno. One the one hand, we laughed at him in 2012 when he said Russia was the greatest national security threat and now it feels prescient, as if he was three steps ahead of us.

Gotta be honest, I’m not lovin’ the new look. 

¿Por què no los dos?

The Reich-wing’s hypocrisy over Whitmer is incredible. Can you imagine how they’d react if BLM had been behind this instead of white nationalists? A group of white men radicalized by right-wing rhetoric and plotting terrorism is somehow less dangerous than Black people politely asking to not be murdered by their own go…

This is entirely OT and my apologies for it but I can’t hold it in.