Only cow eggs are dairy.

Well clearly the Takeout needs to ask a whole bunch of celebrities if pie is a sandwich.

Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today,Rush!

When I got to be of legal age the first thing I got at the liqour store was a small bottle of Amontilado! I did not try to poison or wall anyone up... Yet 😁

Oh, come on now, he doesn’t look a day over “three hundred pounds of rancid fat in a Hefty bag left to rot in the sun”

Ice Cube is dead to me.

I dunno. One the one hand, we laughed at him in 2012 when he said Russia was the greatest national security threat and now it feels prescient, as if he was three steps ahead of us.

Gotta be honest, I’m not lovin’ the new look. 

¿Por què no los dos?

The Reich-wing’s hypocrisy over Whitmer is incredible. Can you imagine how they’d react if BLM had been behind this instead of white nationalists? A group of white men radicalized by right-wing rhetoric and plotting terrorism is somehow less dangerous than Black people politely asking to not be murdered by their own go…

Good nudity will make you do things.

This is entirely OT and my apologies for it but I can’t hold it in.

To all you conspiracy people who think Trump is playing 3d chess and pretending to have Covid to garner sympathy, I say thee nay.

Let’s all say it now together:

The police are not your friends. Now watch the most dangerous gang in America close ranks, say nothing bad about the murderer and smear the innocent man they murdered.

Some people have no taste.

Wait, are you saying hydroxychloroquine DOSEN’T work against Covid-19?!?!?!