“A hospitalized Brad Parscale is reportedly under investigation for stealing over $40 million from Trump and his allies.”

Maybe it’s time to reevaluate whether or not you want him as a fiance? It’s drastic, I know, but it sounds like he’s fallen down the QAnon hole (with the Biden is a pedophile thing) and I’m not sure that’s the kind of person you would want in your life. This isn’t something that I’m saying to you lightly, but I follow…

But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

There’s got to be a better way!

I mean... so does a burrito.

If you have both, you do NOT want to get them mixed up!

It also substitutes as a fleshlight.

Why can’t western countries follow Indonesia’s example and make anti-maskers dig graves?

So if that Maoist Biden undoes the Revolution of 1776,does that mean we will be colonies of the UK again?

Every time I hear some one say that Biden is a far leftist controlled by Sanders I always say to myself I wish. 

I wish I was voting for the Biden that Trump claims I’m voting for,

A very turgid response. 

It seems to be the world's dick now. 

Is it America’s dick, though?

Ashley, did you read Woodward’s defense? He was Chad from your women’s studies class.

I just realized that Timothee Chalamet has Oscar Isaac for a dad, Jason Momoa as a fun uncle, and Zendaya as a girlfriend.

Don't give in, this is an article about lying, you should insist it's "per say!"

* per se * (not to be a jerk, just for future reference)