Good to hear there’s someone else out there doing the Lord’s work ... culinarily, you understand.

I mean, if you really want to tear into it.

The only fault I can find with the video is that they did not maintain consistency by placing a small pea at the top of the part in the chicken breast. Just a pleasant little surprise to really make your meal burst ... with flavor.

But it stretches on long enough to become unfunny, which feels very on brand of Leno.

Every time, those damn koalas!

WHO GAVE YOU EARLY ACCESS TO THE MOVIE?!

I didn’t think I’d be starting my day with an erection, but here we are.

Does this make you feel like the plot is now kind of on rails since we, likely rightly, assume that Stephen dropped us in the one scenario out of fourteen million + that ended in the Avengers winning? I guess there’s still a question of the cost and if this will be a Pyrrhic victory, but we’ll see. Worst case we lose…

That’s right, burn for it.

Also the number of zeros that should be included, where you place the comma to separate hundreds from thousands. It’s just, come on. I know it’s a small gripe, but math is my life.

I would second that, and add a hearty fuck this fucking fuck.

Long days and pleasant nights, sai

I came here to make this comment, but alas, the world moves too fast for these old bones.

Please, won’t someone think of the children ... with peanut allergies. What happens when a dog eats the peanut butter then goes home to lick the allergic child and trigger anaphylaxis? /s

White guys are just looking for a reaction, any sort of validation to know that we have an impact on this world. I grasp the inherent irony.

Good God, don’t start the series and then try to stop in the middle while you wait for a partner, shop for a ring, and figure out your delivery. You’ll never last. This is a binge or die show. Plan accordingly.

“Look, I found the woman I love. I found the woman I want to marry ... and this beer isn’t going to drink itself.”

“I don’t know how it is to lose. I’ll have to ask if you’re really curious. Maybe you can offer some insight for how to open the conversation given your performance in the popular vote ... bro.”

Also ... nom nom nom

Because unlike the former Playmate, Beth isn’t trying to sell her book to you. [honest response to sarcastic question]