So in a somewhat literal sense Easter Island really is f*cking us all.

The pumpkin that met a bleach bath

Two! Two? How quaint. I have four in waiting and am stressed because I don’t know if I’ll get to finish them all before the library wants them back, foul task masters that they are.

As Lindsay Ellis would say, “Thanks! I hate it!”

I’m still burned by the mundane ending of season 1. I get that “sometimes the true evil resides in the heart of man”, but those allusions to cosmic horror, nihilism, and the convergence of the universe with the crimes being committed really set up something that should have been delivered on.

Don’t forget his big electoral win. No one thought he could get those numbers. 

This is also how I make friends in general in the wild.

For his position in the Galactic Empire, he’s really quite shit at reading a room.

“My mother used to jerk the hell out of our turkeys.”

“My mother used to jerk the hell out of our turkeys.”

I’ll just file this skull away as “To address at a later date”.

“Well I didn’t vote for you.”

American here. So, you’re saying that I should return Napoleon’s skull? That or accept my new title of “Grave Robber of Emperors”?

But could it have been Stein?

Another videogame that employs the bit of a loose connection to the Lovecraft Mythos is Eternal Darkness. This is a bit of a throwback since it came out for the Gamecube, but it has everything that you’d want: war between dark gods, sanity effects, familial curses passed through the generations, etc. This was one of…

“Worth iiiiitttttttt-”

Seriously. It’s uncouth to question the tastes of five-year-olds on the internet. They’re young. They don’t fully grasp the paired concepts of mistake and an embarrassment to everyone who knows you.

That’s how they get you though. Because in the porn its always a fake casting couch. Or so I’ve heard ... from sources.

It’s almost as if the Nursing Madonna was not a popular aspect of Christian iconography:

I’ve heard it said that what a successful challenger to Trump would need is a sense of humor, the ability to rile up 45* and the just some world class experience when it comes to trolling. Avenatti’s face is almost constantly a version of “You mad, bro?”