So you’re saying Putin can be a bit ... catty?

“That was a great set, little lady. Now come over here and give your dad a hug.”

Honestly, right now ... it’s kinda all I want to watch.

So a rampaging undead Caesar?

The upside is she’ll soon move to the moon solving half of our immigration issues that rise up from here being there longer than the age of many nations.

Is this really something the world wants? Also, while on the subject, how does everyone fare on the kilts?

Just like Alex Jones. So inconsiderate. 

And let us never forget that den of thieves, Starbucks. 

Don’t forget all the lawsuits for failure to pay for services rendered. 

I’ve had the same knives going on 13 years using this method. Do endorse!

This is pretty much the definition of “I got mine, fuck the rest.”

But on the Chris scale he’s still dead last.

“Outta the way! I gotta accept the cholesterol into my heart first, then we’ll see if there’s any space left for Jesus.”

This entire thread was made to rock.

This explanation makes too much sense.

Thank you for bringing this into my life.

Not to mention the constant search for unicorns. Look, they’re mythical creatures from your childhood. Stop trying to fuck them.

“Love to watch me wife getting the ol’ high hard one from a proper Brit.”

If a Trump shits in the swamp, is it any the worse for wear?

It’s like the distillation process, all it does is concentrate what’s left.