This is pretty much the definition of “I got mine, fuck the rest.”

But on the Chris scale he’s still dead last.

“Outta the way! I gotta accept the cholesterol into my heart first, then we’ll see if there’s any space left for Jesus.”

This entire thread was made to rock.

This explanation makes too much sense.

There was so much story potential there, establishing a new cosmic order following the birth of a new Eternity. Then someone said, “Nope, can’t have a threat from the big purple guy if he’s not purple. Change it back!” Damn.

Thank you for bringing this into my life.

Not to mention the constant search for unicorns. Look, they’re mythical creatures from your childhood. Stop trying to fuck them.

“Love to watch me wife getting the ol’ high hard one from a proper Brit.”

I don’t see a recon as long as Tom King is on the title. Guy knows his stuff.

This is the right take.

Al Ewing’s initial intent was to change him back at the end of the series, but as the story developed he realized there was more to do with a lifebringer. Terrible call changing him back.

If a Trump shits in the swamp, is it any the worse for wear?

It’s like the distillation process, all it does is concentrate what’s left.

Oh no, Melania broke out and is on the lamb!

It’s only fitting for me to call you a pack of monsters.

I’m sure the entire crew is just shattered over this outcome.

How would you say cutting on the diagonal works out? I always find it yields more of an artistic flair.

But, like, a totally ripped 55 lbs.

Lol