This is pretty much the definition of “I got mine, fuck the rest.”

But on the Chris scale he’s still dead last.

“Outta the way! I gotta accept the cholesterol into my heart first, then we’ll see if there’s any space left for Jesus.”

This entire thread was made to rock.

This explanation makes too much sense.

Thank you for bringing this into my life.

Not to mention the constant search for unicorns. Look, they’re mythical creatures from your childhood. Stop trying to fuck them.

“Love to watch me wife getting the ol’ high hard one from a proper Brit.”

If a Trump shits in the swamp, is it any the worse for wear?

It’s like the distillation process, all it does is concentrate what’s left.

Oh no, Melania broke out and is on the lamb!

It’s only fitting for me to call you a pack of monsters.

How would you say cutting on the diagonal works out? I always find it yields more of an artistic flair.

But, like, a totally ripped 55 lbs.

Lol

That’s where they hide the extra ears.

At the risk of politicizing this ... welcome to Trump’s America.

Well, when you partner with the Evangelical church to hold a significant portion of your base, you’d have to hope you get something out of it.

If anything, the one filing makes him more presidential by definition.