Or—just hear me out—"Dysgenics"!

Thank you for being the only commenter to understand my comment! Please, have a heart!

You missed the point.

I think you missed the point entirely.

"Meesa bombad king of the world!" — Jack-Jack Binks

I notice some commenters have taken issue with the "Hedonism" poster using the pink triangle (which does seem to equate hedonism with homosexuality), but is anybody else bothered by the peach/"flesh"-toned color scheme for "Humanism"?

More tragedies should be narrated this way: "Badda-bing, badda-boom."

Let the cloning begin!

Let us not forget that Abraham Lincoln signed the Homestead Act of 1862 into law (at the urging of the Amazing Screw-On Head) in order to prevent the rise of ancient Lovecraftian monstrosities west of the Mississippi River.

Pretty please? With a gargantuan monstrous snake on top?

I don't suppose you read this lovely article from the BBC, did you?

Tough call. Had to go with "Catwoman," if only because "Battlefield Earth" is the entertaining sort of bad. Sure, they're both dreadful movies, but "Catwoman" is dreadful and bland and that is the greater crime.

Is there a Kickstarter for "Titanoboa Rex"?

Tolkien was a professor of Anglo-Saxon, so it's more likely that he derived the word "orc" from the Anglo-Saxon word for ogre or sea monster which includes the prefix "orc."

I believe the climate took a turn for the worse after that slave revolt prompted Ra to flee to Abydos.

Ignorance is supposed to be corrected through education, not appeased.

Agreed. Wasn't Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" the first major parody of the Space Opera genre? Surely that counts as a Highlight.

Luke's torpedoes did minimal damage to the Death Star's reactor. Imperial Gunner just divided by zero.

I, for one, welcome the coming Tacopocalypse.

"No, my father didn't fight in the Fast Food Wars. He was a navigator in a legitimate taco delivery service vehicle."