I meant without the help of the Illuminati.

Unthinkable? The United Nations taken seriously as a supranational oversight organization capable of intervening effectively in the affairs of its constituent nation-states in order to keep the peace.

"Darn the luck!"

Truth be told, so did I. Then I imagined anthropomorphized ants making first contact with a species of invasive extraterrestrial anteaters. Equal parts chaos and hilarity ensued... until my brain stepped in to point out that the article said art colony as opposed to ant colony. My imagination, however, refuses to…

Please direct all questions to a Mr. Pilkington of Venezuela.

It always seemed weird to me that Nazis (Neo- or otherwise) would show up in the adaptation of a Tom Clancy novel about everyone's favorite geo-political hot-spot, seeing as how his stories were always ripped from the headlines.

Actually, now that you mention it, I would give "Willy Loman of Mars" a chance...

So I take it "Evan Almighty" wasn't edgy enough?

Not sure about "Glove," but "The Courtship of Princess Leia" involved Han romantically abducting Leia before she could accept the marriage proposal of the bland but handsome crown prince of a matriarchal mini-empire, only to end up on a crazy barbarian world of rancor-riding force-sensitive witches... a crazy…

The mention of Boba Fett, the Sarlaac, and vaudeville brought this video to mind.

Instead of a movie, would "Hyperion" work better as a mini-series like "Game of Thrones," with each episode centering around one of the Pilgrim's Tales?

I would love to see Zach Galifianakis in a cameo as Sad King Billy.

According to the "Project Serpo" conspiracy theory, we've already done such an exchange program and a good time was had by all... except when the humans died of exposure to the high levels of radiation from Zeta Reticuli I & II.