The correct label should have been hypercar.

So a Z4 M which is smaller, lighter, and a more focused driver car than the M3 is also a super car in your eyes. lol I'm not one for pedantics, but this is more than a stretch and a stupid headline at best.

Try to count the number of unassisted steering racks currently on sale in the U.S. I did, and I still have fingers left. With a ratio of 15.7:1, the flat-bottomed wheel in the 4C is a modern revelation in a world overrun by variable ratios and electronic steering. Yes, it sucks when backing up (exacerbated by the…

Hmm I dont think theyre the same. The pattern is completely different

What shoes are those

Youre welcome for the idea, Jalopnik

Torchinsky may be the last Jalopnik writer to make presumptuous hyperbole headlines! Oh wait, that's not true and neither is the title.

The company's temporary president, Roger Brown, said the Karma will roll out mid-year next year, the Surf to follow, and the Atlantic could be out as soon as 2017. To his credit, he says that the formerly bankrupt company can only produce the cars if a bunch of things go their way. Here's the money quote:

Why don't you just write a fake meta-review, except with exaggerated auto-journo Italian hyperbole (heavy use of words like passion, soul, magical)? You've done it for another Maranello special: http://jalopnik.com/2014-ferrari-4…

Way to hang on the coat tails of a shitty clickbait article. Go home Jalopnik, you're retarded.

This is bad news, aside from the stupid ass name. Harley Davidson launched a similar hyper-targeting marketing scheme upon a made up demographic they called RUBBIES (Rich Urban Bikers) which resulted in speculation and increased prices.

Great, a new Meh-ata.

I like the photos, but the watch looks like a cheap knockoff of the classic Heuer Monza from 1975 that commemorated Niki Lauda clinching the WDC for Ferrari in 1975 at the Monza Italian GP. Also quartz movementwut.

That subtle Ferrari fanboy troll deserves a Smoking Tire up the ass if you ask me. Kudos for keeping your shit.

No matter how good the Cayman is, I can't get excited about it. Appreciate it, sure. Lust after? Not really. It's just too safe and not interesting enough, no matter how well it balances sport and luxury. It is the little brother of the other default sports car Porsche makes, and that just doesn't appeal to me.

No because fuck Audi.

Integrated into the DLO.

Crackbong.

Why is Jalopnik on this kid's nuts? Cuz he wrote a few shitty articles for you guys?

Subroru's do nothing for me. But it is indeed an internet car.