I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

Maybe they are offering him 400,000 bucks? I hear live deer can be worth several thousand dollars apiece.

Holy Shit! You didn’t say that Brian Bosworth is in this movie! Also I love the quote from Charity J. because I imagine that’s her stage name at the local strip club.

Eduardo Hochulinho

+1 double secret probation

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

“and there are ‘perks’ that come with it.”

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Well, I always thought Kareem was the greatest, but my Dad says he doesn’t work hard enough on defense.

Are you trying to tell me that at a certain point things will look doomed Thomas Shelby in particular or his family in general, and it will be very dire, and look like their final arrest/capture/execution, but turn out Tommy had anticipated that possibility all along, and has a secret backup plan for that eventuality,…

The Red Right one of course.

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

It’s dangerous for Kenny to publish this already-public information. What if people see this is and realize Stephen Ross is a racist piece of shit?

The surprise shouldn’t be that the Mets are winning some games, but rather that it took this long. They have the reigning Cy Young award winner, a deep staff behind him, the best hitter in the game and two power hitters behind him (one of them elite). If this team was not so poorly constructed (is it possible to…

Han shot first?

Playing against the Blue Jays and Orioles nearly 40 times a year?

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

When Ian Polter comes off looking more professional, you’ve got to reassess some things.