Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Or you could invest in nothing and still spend 1 million per year for 50 years.

I understand that for some (most?) people, an engagement ring is not only a physical representation of your love, but also a status symbol meant to convey the kind of bride you fancy yourself to be.

Spanish is my first language. You’re wrong.

“Much has been said about the pay discrepancies between women soccer players and men. NPR reported that the salary range for players on the USWNT range from $16,538 to $46,200, while the range for men is far higher. “

Had you not seen this article, you never would’ve known about it. Yup, surely a waste of your precious time.

^^^ This guy markets.

I’m trying to imagine a life where I get this upset, likely visibly, by loading times in a video game.

Because people have learned.

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

Get well Drew.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

“I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton. I’ve led a charmed life with the quarterbacks on the teams I’ve worked for. I know what good ones look like.

As a great man once said, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond’s shit.”

It’s nice that in a world so divided, everyone can still agree that James Dolan is a total fucking waste of space.

Not pictured is Wright immediately falling to the ground after that fist pump, tearing his labrum and both ACLs somehow

This is some serial killer shit