Getting into to college is harder than staying in college.  Especially places like USC.

Let me put on my tin foil hat for a second... This is part of their marketing partnership. It may not the be the pro-beer deal everyone thought they were working, but what they’re doing seems to be working. Both companies mention each other’s product in their press releases and marketing which means they’re pushing…

“You’re Hell’s Angels... What chapter are you from, then?”

There’s a 99% chance the buyer’s name begins or ends with “ali”

It’s even more disappointing when you remember that Bernie has seen first hand the destruction slavery caused this country because of his service at Gettysburg in the 14th Vermont Volunteer Infantry Regiment.

You should try adding parmesan to your bread crumbs. Amazing. 

Counterpoint: there are some sweet golf simulators now.

“To deal with ICE on any level is like reliving the Gestapo in WWII Germany.”

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Reminds me of the time Tim Duncan dunked on Kevin Garnett and then gave him sensible advice on the importance of a portfolio that contains a good blend of stocks, bonds and cash, with the stocks divided up evenly between small, mid and large caps.

I fucking called it!

Cool that the good dog joined the Nation of Islam

I explicitly remember Tim Meadows letting us all know that it’s not habit forming, the safest drug there is, and we don’t want no part of that shit.

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

Here’s an interesting video about the police by a better Beauregard than me. (Don’t be too quick to judge the guy based on his looks.)

She’s rhyming MeDUSA with DUCA and SUPA in that scheme, using ‘head’ to connect them.

Windhorst looks like the kind of guy that never corrects his boss when he or she calls him Ryan. He just mutters “it’s fucking Brian” as the boss walks away. Then when the boss says “what’s that Ryan?” Brian says “Huh? I didn’t say anything.” Then at the office Christmas party, a drunk Brian tells everyone his real…

Maybe I’m out of the loop, but there’s no details explaining how we can link this to medical negligence? Creating a belief that Ms. Porter went a doc and got negligent care because she’s black doesn’t seem accurate; I have read that she was feeling ill the night before passing and was discovered at home deceased, not…

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too